Murphy's laws

•If anything can go wrong, it will
•If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
•If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
•Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
•If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
•Nothing is as easy as it looks.
•Everything takes longer than you think.
•Every solution breeds new problems.
•A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
•A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
•A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).